Like Red, I 'used' to cycle like mad when I was a kid.
But there again, here on the Isle of Man, we take cycling VERY seriously!
My cousin, Steve Joughin, was twice British Professional Road Race Champion - he blazed the trail long before Mark Cavendish was a glint in his father's eye.
http://www.facebook.com/#!/3LC.tv I've involved myself in the various cycling threads during the course of this summer, as I love the sport.
But as so many do - no name, no pack drill - I've found myself on the wrong side of forty, and putting too much weight on.
What's the solution?
Some bone-headed physical training 'specialist' at the gym, shouting "Give me just one more."
Nah. That sort of shit just isn't me.
So, I've finally done what I should of done years ago. I bought a bicycle (and before any of you ask for a go, my mam has told me that NO ONE is allowed a go!).
Simply, it's the best money I've spent in friggin years.
Walking like John Wayne after my first outing, I've quickly got myself more comfortable on my bike - and the Isle of Man is a cyclist's paradise!
So at the moment I'm doing about an hour at a stretch - although I put in 20 miles the other day.
Yes. Laugh if you want, but it's all about working myself up.
We have an annual walk on the Island called the Parrish Walk. The course is 85 miles, and it's my ambition to cycle it one day - although regular cycling outings take place over the course throughout the year.
The bloke who lives accross the road from me is 80.
His name is Brian Nelson, and he held the record for the quickest lap around the T.T. Course for years (37.73 miles).
Brian was recently looked at by a doctor, and he was told that he had the heart of a 28 year old man - and he still cycles most days.
Another mate of mine, cycled from Land's End to John-O-Groats ealier this year.
He suffers from athritus, and was diagnosed with throat cancer a couple of years ago.
Instead of taking it easy, he chose to find the most arduous way between the two pionts. Heading over the west side of Scotland, and taking in as many climbs as he could find.
So yes, I cycle. I love it.
And thanks to the exploits of the likes of Cav a Wiggo, the 'humble bicycle' is now back in the main stream.
Smooth roads to us all!