Jürgen Klopp: 2016-17

Discussion in 'The Albert - LFC Talk' started by El Dorado, Jul 28, 2016.

  1. Zinedine Biscan

    Zinedine Biscan The patient one

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    We've been locked in talks with Asda for the past two months. They insist it will take £3.99 to buy 50 candles, but we're standing firm at £2.50.

    Watch this space.
     
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  2. James H

    James H "I dunno, I just work here"

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    Too busy haggling with the cashier so someone else buys it instead?:think:

    Edit: Beat me too it @Zinedine Biscan
     
  3. Klopptinho

    Klopptinho Well-Known Member

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    that'll be another transfer blow out then .:think:
     
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  4. Kopstar

    Kopstar ★★★★★ Valued Member

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    Not yet, ASDA are maintaining that it's not yet their opening hours so no deal yet possible, either way.
     
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  5. James H

    James H "I dunno, I just work here"

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    Next we will release info that we are if fact looking at candles from Tesco just in case.
     
  6. Klopptinho

    Klopptinho Well-Known Member

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    apparently due to a legal dispute we have had to abandon a plan to sign a new cake from tesco when we took a reduced price sticker from another item , used the self service checkout and then announced to the world that we had paid over the odds for the cake but it was "exceedingly good" . cctv footage shows us tampering with the box in the months leading up to this as we attempted to convince the cake that we should be the ones to eat it .
     
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  7. redaderry

    redaderry Well-Known Member

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    Please mods. Unnecessary shameful pun-oneupmanshippery in this thread too. You can't have your cake and eat it.
     
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  8. Limiescouse

    Limiescouse Well-Known Member

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    Reports are emerging that Mrs Smith has picked up the cake and is walking it to the till. Suggestions that Edwards pushed past her and ran to the cashier yelling "ok, I'll give you £3.50" are unconfirmed.
     
  9. NYRhockey

    NYRhockey Well-Known Member

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    man, we're in dire need of a transfer....
     
  10. James H

    James H "I dunno, I just work here"

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    Or at least some substantial news of one to occupy us, otherwise I think these dalliances into fantasy and puns will continue to occurlol
     
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  11. Red_Jedi

    Red_Jedi Member

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    I didn't think we shopped in Asda or Tesco, it was more like Lidl or Aldi....(The ones in Southampton, near the roundabout and petrol station)

    But I think this time, Mr Edwards was seen in Poundstretcher, but Mr Henry had only given him 80p...

    The saga continues. But we will get the cake, and the candles. But it could be a cupcake and a half used candle.
     
  12. The Elusive 19th

    The Elusive 19th TIA Youth Team

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    And since we couldn't get the candle, we finally end up paying £7 for wax and £3 for strings while shouting on top of our voice that we will make the candle ourself anyway and that was our primary goal all along...
     
  13. indianscouser

    indianscouser Oh ya Beautttty!!

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    Happy Birthday Jurgen! Keep smiling and take us back to where we belong!:celebrating:
     
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  14. Craigy_Boy_92

    Craigy_Boy_92 Member

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    Happy Birthday!
     
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  15. Livvy

    Livvy Well-Known Member

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    Klopp had his birthday party in germany last night in Dagobertshausen ... they had a lot of fun with the german rockband "Die toten Hosen"



    Edit... I don´t buy the "Bild" because it´s a bit similiar to your S*n... so I`ve no idea whether there has been some "potential transfer targets" on that party or not. ;-)
     
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  16. Maria

    Maria The Misfit one

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    Happy birthday Jurgen.
    Thank you for making us believe again and making us laugh.
    May you have many more birthdays whilst Manager of Liverpool F.C
     
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  17. Livvy

    Livvy Well-Known Member

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  18. Dutch

    Dutch Active Member Valued Member

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    Together with Nuri Sahin, now let the speculation begin...... lol
     
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    Kanonkop Well-Known Member

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  20. bobnum2

    bobnum2 TIA Youth Team

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  21. richieh10

    richieh10 Active Member

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    I love Jurgen but next season is a massive season for him.

    Think I remember a stat that BR was the first Liverpool manager not to win a trophy in 3 years at the club. (Not sure if that stat is since a particular year) but Klopp wouldn't want his name added to that list I'm sure and as a supporter I wouldn't want that to be the case either!
     
  22. Scott Jones

    Scott Jones Well-Known Member

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    Klopp will be fine and is long term and fuck all happening this coming season will change that.
     
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  23. lfc.eddie

    lfc.eddie "¿Plata... O Plomo?" Valued Member

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    We will win the league, don't worry.
     
  24. Red_Jedi

    Red_Jedi Member

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    I hope you are right - but if we don't get Top 4 and fall out of the cups early, then in this day and age I think the worst...

    Having said that, I think we'll do League and European Cup this season....., and then the following season too.
     
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  25. NYRhockey

    NYRhockey Well-Known Member

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    you shouldn't, because thankfully the panic crew of this board are not in charge, and if they were Klopp would have been gone a few months ago, anyways
     
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  26. mattyhurst

    mattyhurst TIA Regular

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    All I look for is improvement if we were to finish 4th with more points that would be fine for me.

    I'd love to see a cup or two, the one we all crave preferably but as I said throughout last season we currently have someone like us in the managers role, someone who understands club and fans.

    With Rodgers he went backward when progression would have meant the title and then he went even further back in the 3 months after finally being got rid of thankfully.
     

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