Discussion in 'The Albert - LFC Talk' started by Maria, Sep 16, 2012.
Growth Supplements: always read the label carefully
Lovren smelled something funny after Matip hummed the song "It wasn't me".
...and Jurgen said you're going have to play another season as left back.
When you find out Liverpool have dropped interest in Van Dijk
"I'd have thought signing a Southampton defender and Leipzig CM would be a piece of cake...... mm, cake..."
In all seriousness, I love that photo
When fans are stressing over transfers and you're like:
Klopp and the negotiation team
JM: *sighhh* I wish to fuck I had a decent defensive partner...
DL: Ya wha'?
JM: Ooop, did I say that out loud?
You win some, you dim sum....
And then Pedro shat himself!! Bwaaahahhaha! So I says to him, we're gonna start calling you "Diarrhea-vella", bwaaahahahahaha....
MILLY! SHHH! MILLY, FFS!!!!
Milner was told about the 6mins YouTube video of Lucas' goals and assists for Liverpool....
" Brendan was right, somebody has to do it."
I can't see some of the images I here. ???
Empire of the Kop @empireofthekop Klopp rejecting Mane is gold Hats off to whoever timed this photo to perfection pic.twitter.com/KVVIgjcJQ412:30 PM - 20 Aug 2017
On phone so image may not display - if not could someone do the honours for me? Cheers!
"You raised me up.......", Mane sings.
"Klopp brings a life-size doll of Sadio to every match to give Mane breaks throughout the match. The doll has proven to be a more effective Premier League winger than Mkhitaryan."
This had me cracking up last night.
How could he?!
I'm like a fucking bazooka.
New boy band."The Anfield Outcasts".
"Surely Humble Pie isn't as bad as cream pie"
Back!!!, stress!!!!!! heheheheheh..... hahahahahahahah you mad fucker!!!!
Liverpool FC hand down the punishment to Phil Coutinho.
Rather than being lenient and forcing Phil to train by himself, Klopp has given the ultimate punishment and forced him to train with Alberto Moreno.
No,the sports bra looks great Phil but i'd put that other top over it before Klopp gets here...
Alberto M...... So Phil, do you reckon that sports bra will help with your bad back?
Phil......Bad back? I mean oh yeah. It's already feeling better.
" C'mon ,lad. I'm German. We know our jokes are not that funny."
DL: so how's that whole 'need a new partner' thing going now mate? You still upset I blabbed about virgy boy to the press?
JM: , Dey Jay....mateee....I always said we in this together...we got each other's back, yeah?
AM: what's with the sports bra , phil ?
PC: My agent says if i act like a girl i can get a transfer to barcelona!
PC: What's that you're doing with your jumper?
AM: Jurgen says i must cure my problems at the back! or they will sell me
PC: I wish my agent was as smart as you