Yours for £1m. Need to make room for Dean Saunders
- May 24, 2007
Game’s also gone a bit more professional too. Players aren’t out on the piss and living on a diet of meat pies and chips. As a consequence football is no longer played at walking pace by lardarses.No, no, no... Those precious footballers are too delicate to have to play extra time; the games should go straight to penalties.
But hang on... Penalty shootouts are too stressful an environment for our mollycoddled darlings; whichever team has more followers on Instagram should be declared the winner.
Fucking snowflake generation; the game’s gone soft.