Who would you buy?

Discussion in 'The Albert - LFC Talk' started by Zinedine Biscan, Oct 9, 2012.

  1. OhYaBeauty

    OhYaBeauty Mamadou Sakho Fan Club Chairman

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    Don't even get me started on the anarchy caused by their toppling of the only galactic government that was democratically elected and able to bring order to the Galaxy.
     
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  2. RaoulDuke

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    Can't you do some jedi mind tricks?

    For example a meeting with Daniel Levy:

    RJ: Dele Alli is not a player your club needs
    DL: Dele Alli is not a player we need
    RJ: LFC can buy him for 10 million pounds
    DL: LFC can buy him for 10 million pounds
    RJ: And now just sign this paper
    DL: Now I just sign this paper
     
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  3. Klopptinho

    Klopptinho Well-Known Member

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    i'm seriously going to throw my toys out of the pram if these threads keep being derailed by nonsense :shocked:
     
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    Derailed?

    I just did suggest to buy Dele for 10m.
    And this is the "who would you buy thread"
     
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  5. Klopptinho

    Klopptinho Well-Known Member

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    i am more or should that be less interested in apparent suggestions of buying c3po and hans solo to perform ceo ond dof roles or whatever the bloody hell is going on.. and also slaughtering millions of people or something or other .. buying dele alli for 10m is extremely sensible in comparison :well done:
     
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  6. OhYaBeauty

    OhYaBeauty Mamadou Sakho Fan Club Chairman

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    It's a slow news day. Let us have a bit of fun.
     
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  7. Klopptinho

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    no. just no. no fun - football is not about fun . it is not called funball. if you require a sabre fight to find out who your father is then i pity you. please use the transfer force for good .
     
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  8. OhYaBeauty

    OhYaBeauty Mamadou Sakho Fan Club Chairman

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    I think you have me confused with the notorious galactic terrorist Like Skywalker. His daddy issues are pretty pathetic I'll grant.
     
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  9. RaoulDuke

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    :?::think:
     
  10. Klopptinho

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    looking at that picture.. there are millions if not billions of stars out there.. which one should we sign ?
     
  12. RaoulDuke

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    This is getting worse than the Star Wars prequels :-(

    @Klopptinho
    If you start posting jar jar binks pics or gifs I'll have to do a rage-quit
     
  13. Klopptinho

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    who does he play for ?
     
  14. RaoulDuke

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    I don't know.
    But Anakin should have slaughtered that PoS just like the sand people and the younglings.
     
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  15. Zinedine Biscan

    Zinedine Biscan Trust in Klopp

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    Are there any black holes? It would be like re-signing Downing.
     
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  16. Klopptinho

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    we need a left back too ......
     
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    If downing was a black whole...what was...I hardly dare to write his name...what was Ro. Ho....?
     
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  18. OhYaBeauty

    OhYaBeauty Mamadou Sakho Fan Club Chairman

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    The eventual, inevitable heat-death or the universe
     
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    If anybody dares to utter his name five times in a row he is going to reappear as LFC manager...forever.
     
  20. OhYaBeauty

    OhYaBeauty Mamadou Sakho Fan Club Chairman

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    Beetlejuice Beetlejuice be...
     
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  21. Red_Jedi

    Red_Jedi Anfield kick about

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    That was an epic swindle..... It was about power and greed.
    Remember the republic army were preprogrammed to create the Empires storm trooper army.
    There was no democracy about it -
     
  22. rippedshorts

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    Not sure why we didn't at least compete on Lindelof? Looks to be a solidly commanding, and ball-playing CB, much like Agger. At a reasonable price to boot.
     
  23. Kopstar

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    Well, it's obvious innit? If we had put in a bid for him there was a good chance it would have been accepted...we only want deals where we can back out of before we're contractually obligated.
     
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  24. NYRhockey

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    He's listed at "only" 6ft 2 and 180lbs while VVD is 6ft 5 and 200lbs. I think we're looking for a bigger presence in the box, particularly in aerial duels.
     
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  25. Wyld@Heart

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    Actually no... At some point the universe will just be black holes and cold brown dwarves. Cold-death of the universe would be more apt. At least, thats the theory anyway. :-)
     
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  26. OhYaBeauty

    OhYaBeauty Mamadou Sakho Fan Club Chairman

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    The term heat-death actually refers to a death by entropy i.e. no remaining heat in the universe. The universe is expanding and burning out and tending towards a state of maximum entropy.
     
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  27. Kopstar

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    I feel sorry for those cold brown dwarves - I bet they're grumpy and sneezy.

    Has anyone's wish list changed?

    Mine:

    VVD, Alaba, Keita, Douglas Costa and/or Salah, Icardi
     
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  28. Klopptinho

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    in what sense would he backup mane ? reminds me of a benayoun type of player .. someone i seem to remember saying luis garcia.. but i don't think tadic has that kind of magic in his boots . is he going to be any better than calling on woodburn for the odd game ? because i would think that is all tadic would get .
     
  29. OhYaBeauty

    OhYaBeauty Mamadou Sakho Fan Club Chairman

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    But much cooler and more laid back than their fiery red cousins. Interestingly enough, also the most plentiful variety of star in the universe.

    On a more serious note... Alaba? I'll admit to being somewhat out of the loop but there's no way in hell Bayern would sell, right?
     
  30. Kopstar

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    No way I imagine! :-)