- Oct 19, 2014
Nvm. Ended up down the rabbit hole and now wondering how to *nix my phone so that it can teach me to play the guitar impressively enough to convince certain light skinned Brazilian girls north of Sao Paulo to show me if they're light skinned everywhere and so armed with this new confidence while I have it, I am now seriously contemplating touring Asia in search of 100% natural beauties who are apparently like qua easy to hook up with. Might open up a tattoo parlour for extra quick cash though.Okay, can somebody please put me out of my misery and tell me what happened here?
Anyway, and what about that next Gerrard lad hey? Completely forgot his name? John.... John....? Something. Mate was on about him and got me on the bandwagon. Then Suso, Pacheco, Ilori. Also liked Kevin aka Stewie. Real qua'd about him, I was.